I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
The air was thick with penises
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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