WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Fuck appropriateness.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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