West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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