Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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