u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
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