Your tits are I can't wait for
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
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