I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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