You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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