gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
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