I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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