You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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