i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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