Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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