did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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