guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
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