Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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