oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I'm sobbing to NWA
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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