is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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