he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
