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this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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