i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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