girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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