what if I'm pregnant?
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So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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