new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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