Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
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Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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