Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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