yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
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I need you to use more vowels.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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