Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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