just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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