In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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