so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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