I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
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