It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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