OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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