rhymes with "ouble enetration"
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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