You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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