We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Operation Purity has been aborted
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize
