She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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