Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
Randomize
