So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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