so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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