I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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