dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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