If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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