apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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