he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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