If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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