If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Why did my mother make you get naked?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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