There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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