U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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