we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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