I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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