belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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